"Little Lies"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason praise God herself for the Divine Gift that is FX's "Feud" and for the overwhelming bounty of blessings that are Jessica Lange as Joan Crawford, Susan Sarandon as Bette Davis, (lady-in-waiting) C-Z-J as (Lady-in-LIVING) O-de-H, Judy Davis as Hedda Hopper, Kathy Bates as Joan Blondell, and Jackie Hoffman as fucking ANYTHING!!

PLUS: We predicted last week that agent-of-chaos Faye Dunaway would cause a scene while presenting at the Academy Awards and boy oh boy, she did NOT disappoint! In fact, Shirley MacLaine is STILL aghast at the mistake (and still calling Annette Bening when she can't get ahold of Warren), Salma Hayek saw it all go down FIRST, and Marissa Tomei gets VINDICATED. Also: Oprah both does AND doesn't consider running for President, Lisa Marie Presley's life is kind of falling apart but it looks like Priscilla has it COVERED, a British woman is killed ON Doris Day, and much MUCH more

"All I Wanna Do"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason make Lady Oscar predictions and discuss drama surrounding Meryl's dress and bad press, Alfre Woodard's annual dismissal of the press, and Faye Dunaway just looking for press of any kind. Also, the squeaky Melinda Gates on contraception, the Lisa Frank unicorn lippy collection, and Reba singing gospel and NOT talking about the election. PLUS: Sheryl Crow's favorite lace robe-not-a-robe from Stevie Nicks, Katey Sagal's career-not-a-career from Gene Simmons, and Brenda Blethyn's memories-not-her-memories of the school play. AND: Trapped on a boat with Sheila E., trapped on an island with Patti LaBelle, and trapped in your own mind with Catherine Keener, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

"Hold On"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason (but mostly Jason) herald the arrival of Christine Baranksi's big moment on "The Good Fight", Céline Dion invites herself to yet another wedding, Enya ventures out of the castle for a Grammy loss, Tina Knowles gives the Lemonade salute to Grammy voters, Oprah successfully stands up for all women against one of President Toilet Penis' abhorrent cabinet picks (and also stands up for the rights of women to a good cruise), Brooke Shields heads for the waves, and Alfre Woodard heads for the kaftans. PLUS Angela Lansbury: Balloon Lady, Patricia Hearst: Dog Shower, Ellen Burstyn: Bathed Flo, and Sarah Jessica Parker: Book Club Organizer.

"Safety in Numbers"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason sing the praises of Sen. Elizabeth Warren's rage and encourage the fearless persistence of Ladies of all stripes against the tyranny of male suppression, plus speculation about who will be the next lucky owner of the newly-listed Grey Gardens (and advice for Suzanne Somers on why her Palm Springs palace isn't selling), how Bjork does or doesn't sleep in America, the right and wrong way to approach a Martha Stewart in its natural snowy habitat, Oprah's new Lady film reboot, Marcia Gay Harden's social media promotions deemed too risqué even for the producers of Fifty Shades Darker, and Vanessa Williams enlists a pet psychic on two separate occasions to mixed results. ALSO: Ryan gushes about a major upcoming Lady project in which he is actually involved, Shirley MacLaine's habitual on-set kicks, a pitch for a Cybill Shepherd multi-cam Martha Stewart sitcom, Jasmine Guy is back at a TV college, Carol Burnett vs. Leslie Jones living in your walls, shame to Jean Smart's ungrateful son, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

"Sign of the Times"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason see a Hillary Clinton peek her head out to find her shadow and yet somehow we're still living this dystopian alternate reality - BUT - the Ladies soldier on! Patti LaBelle is back in the kitchen, Glenn Close is back inside Norma Desmond, Jane Fonda is back on the activism circuit, and maybe things will be okay...? IN THE MEANTIME: Salma Hayek has to slap Shirley MacLaine woke, congratulations to Betty Buckley on her hit film and horse math doctorate, Ryan's complicated relationship with Susan Sarandon, the ceiling horror in Joan Collins' London flat, whether Dr. Who will regenerate as a Lady (and if so, Who?!). ALSO: Why Miriam Margolyes might be coming to a toilet VERY near you, questions about the depreciation rate of Mary Hart's assets, momentum builds on a Pet Clark jukebox musical, Oprah's 60 minutes back in the spotlight (and her 57 varieties in the freezer), dueling Kitty Menendezes on TV, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

"Girls With Guitars"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason cover the many Lady stories from the SAG Awards and Oscar nominations, and also try to uncover a long-held grudge between Brenda Fricker and her peers (in 1990). PLUS: Jason gets the corpse he's always wanted back in Hollywood where it belongs, Wynonna and Ashley Judd caught in the middle of our country's fabric ripping apart (and what to do about problematic Ladies with problematic beliefs), Phylicia Rashad and Debbie Allen's exotic adolescence, Sundance Ladies, Christine McVie raises Ryan's eyebrow, Helen Reddy comes out of hiding, Whoopi Goldberg and Maggie Smith have each other's backs, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

"I Give You Power"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason choose to recount the many Lady blessings from the past weekend's successful Women's March on the whole WORLD instead of dwelling on the unsuccessful embarrassment that was the swearing in of a certain President Toilet Penis. Also: update on Gladys Knight's Chicken & Waffles, promising quotes from and a Robert Osbourne Award to non-Lady Ryan Murphy and his incredible stable of Ladies assembling for the upcoming Bette vs. Joan series "Feud", trying to determine the best way to help Shelley Duvall (and what we're working on to further that cause), Madonna finally catches a break on LadyWatch (and another Lady is officially removed), and all the many ways in which Netflix is sticking to their winning formula of employing Ladies Ladies Ladies! PLUS: Jenifer Lewis is using Facebook more creatively than you, Helen Mirren is using Instagram more redundantly than you, Wynonna Judd is using Twitter more patriotically than you, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

"I Am Changing"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason finally return to the ol' Lady routine after the extended hiatus, and just in time to learn that we couldn't need the Ladies more than we do now! From saying goodbye to First Lady Michelle Obama, to taking cues from Rosie O'Donnell, Jane Fonda, Jamie Lee Curtis, Cecile Richards, and Chita Rivera and making actionable counter-programming choices to this week's shameful inauguration proceedings (also how one Lady somehow ended up on the wrong side of the fight, and I'm telling you it wasn't pretty!) Also: Gabrielle Carteris crusades for the right of 29 year-olds to play 16, Ladies making big comebacks this year on screens both large and small, Tina Knowles' thumbs accidentally start a social media feud, Vivica A. Fox sets the record "straight" about her male strip club, Rita Moreno wants her Lady sex on TV, and much much more! IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK!

"The Second Annual LadyWatch Award Nominations"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: THE SECOND ANNUAL LADYWATCH AWARDS NOMINATIONS SPECIAL! Ryan and Jason unveil the list of nominations for 2016 LadyWatch Awards celebrating excellence in Lady-ing throughout an otherwise terrible year all around. BRIGHT SPOT! Let your LadyVoice be heard and cast your own vote at www.ladywatchpod.com/awards before Wednesday, January 11th at 11:59pm, and then look out for our results special shortly thereafter! WE WISH ALL OUR FABULOUS LADYWATCHERS AN OPTIMISTIC AND HEALTHY 2017!

"He Needs Me"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: EVERYTHING

"I Am Woman"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason sing the many praises of Netflix, none greater than being the official Mary Kay Place place, but also for keeping Sissy Spacek, Swoosie Kurtz, Marsha Mason, Ana Gasteyer, and Mary Louise Wilson in paychecks and TV sets. ALSO: Christine Baranski gets an official green light at CBS for her 'Good Wife' spinoff, Helena Bonham Carter helps us clear up Brexit, Naomi Judd is hopefully not a racist (but Wynonna definitely loves grits), Robin Wright has her don't-fuck-with-me-fellas moment and Susan Sarandon will have a fuck-me-fellas moment when she is 80, Sheila E. comes to her own (and Chaka Khan's) defense at Linda Perry's defense of Madonna, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

"Do You Know the Way to San Jose?"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason stumble over themselves with astonishment at the news of a Carrie Fisher/Debbie Reynolds documentary at Cannes Film Festival (and offer a compete Cannes Lady report covering everyone from Dionne Warwick to Susan Sarandon, and grey pounds everywhere you look). Plus: Unpacking the troubling developments on Sinead O'Connor's mental health, Barbra Streisand's new Broadway-by-way-of-Hollywood album and tour, Enya's reclusive compound (and how Celine Dion can help her), Linda Ronstadt's producing chops, Madeleine Stowe's naked bravery, and the debut of a Dawnn Lewis LadyWatch Pledge. PLUS MUCH MUCH MORE! 

"This Is a Rebel Song"

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason return from a week off completely overwhelmed with Ladies all over the news, from the return of Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin in 'Grace and Frankie', to Susan Sarandon and Jessica Lange taking on two of the all-time Lady greats in a new anthology series on FX. Also: Janet Jackson and the longest baby announcement in the history of music, Sinead O'Connor's dick and who can suck it, Geena Davis' 2nd Annual Bentonville Film Festival (and what she learned from Susan Sarandon), Hollywood Walk of Fame Stars for two Ladies (but only one who's been possessed by the devil), Shirley MacLaine's arson squad threatens Florida, Sharon Osbourne leaves Ozzy and the reason why is none of our business, and MUCH MUCH MORE